Bars

[timtam]

A bloke is about to walk into a nightclub when a bouncer tells him that it's compulsory to wear a tie, otherwise no admission.  So the bloke returns to his car and searches unsuccessfully for a tie.  Then he remembers that he's got a set of jumper leads in the boot and, in desperation, ties them around his neck.

He goes back to the nightclub and the bouncer looks him over, and says: "Well, okay, I suppose it's alright to let you in.  Just don't start anything."

[Technika]